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avatar Jeansybaby 5 day.ago

How did the zombie get so good at dressing for Halloween?

They had total DEAD-ication

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1. A Joke for the Philly Fathers

How do you cheat on a Wawa? In between the Sheetz.

2. Mocha

My morning coffee called me ugly and stupid today. That's the last time I order a mocha

3. Why did the chicken attend the séance

To get to the other side

4. I accidentally superglued my thumb and my forefinger,

I'll be OK for a while!

5. The first little pig met a man with some straw

The little pig said “ please sir can I have some straw to build a house?” The man said “Holy shit a talking pig”

6. Maggie's mum meet a lot of "transformers" at the pride march.

Her dad said they were "more than meets the eye" 😂 Source: https://youtube.com/shorts/J8EAaB3vl9s

7. Yo momma so fat

This joke doesn't have a punchline. It has a fast food line. edit:this was funnier in my head when I woke up at 6am

8. I have a polish friend who works as an MC

I have a Czech one too.

9. What does Potato Popeye say?

>!I yam what I yam!<

10. Yesterday my friend told me that I didn't understand the meaning of the word irony

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